Ten

I'd like you to meet Joe.
Joe is very special to me, and always will be. We're not related, and we'll probably never meet again.
Today, for the first time, I think I can call myself a Professional Photographer.

Nine

Been a while, been very busy.
It's OK, you can laugh: I fell out of the bath.
I'm not that old really, just stupid. The towel rail was never going to hold my weight as I leant on it.
I've another bruise on my side, it's not as impressive though it hurts a lot more.
(Edit: This is a better picture... yes, it does go all the way to my knee)